MAKE-BELIEVE

You know how on t.v. shows the main characters are always flirting with random service industry strangers like the waiter or the garbage man (I think it was a Sex and the City lady that ended up dating a garbage man)? Well, since I don't believe that real, genuine humans actually go about behaving this way, I make-believe that they do! In my head, when a male sales associate or customer service representative is being really nice, friendly, and helpful to me, I pretend that he totally digs me! Totally! Because you know, I look just so dashing and the couple of words that came out of my mouth were just so captivating! HAH! And this is why, my friends, Mr. Rogers taught me to make-believe.